Showing posts with label Art of Pizza. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Art of Pizza. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

The Art of Pizza


3033 N Ashland Ave
Chicago, IL 60657
(773) 327-5600

Meh. It's pizza.

I'm not a big fan of deep dish pizza. It reminds me of Pizza the Hut from Spaceballs. And, Pizza the Hut is Teh Nahsty. That being said, I ordered from here because if anything was going to change my mind about Chicago deep dish, it was the Art of Pizza.

My mind? It is unchanged. It was edible but not pleasurable. Just look at the picture: nasty! That is NOT pizza, Chicago!! Some advice: do NOT order a deep dish pizza with sausage, pineapple and something else (peppers?). I let my buddy from Oakland pick the toppings and not only were they nasty (but not Teh Nahsty), but they gave him did-a-dead-cat-crawl-out-of-your-ass? gas. I contemplated kicking him out. Aw man, I am getting a flashback! Ugh. Additional demerits for pain and suffering.

P.S. I was going to post a picture of Pizza the Hut, but even one look at it was too disgusting for me to handle. Do yourself a (dis)favor. Look up Pizza the Hut and the imagine eating it. That's Chicago-style pizza.