Mexique

1529 W Chicago Ave
Chicago, IL 60622
(312) 850-0288

Eeee!! I loved it!! I was throwin' panties all over the place. Believe the hype. This place does it right. I was a bit apprehensive that the meal couldn't possibly hold up to the stories I'd heard. It did.

Hostess, waitress & bus staff: attentive, helpful, present, kind and (when applicable) sexy. Everyone seemed to enjoy what they were doing, where they were working and sought opportunities to help. Nice. Lace panties to the face.

Food: everything tasted incredible. Seriously. I'd never had Mexican fare served like this and with every bite, I gained a greater understanding of 'Mexican food, french style.' What I ate: tres sopes appetizer (amazing; the escargot was my favorite), tilapia (I think it was tilapia) was bathed in a spicy sauce, served with spicy cole slaw and on top a well seasoned mashed vegetable (I want to say...cauliflower...?) that helped balance out all the heat. Dessert was the chocolate enchiladas. Incredible. Chocolate served as enchiladas...with chocolate sauce!! During the appetizer, Chef Carlos came over to check on us, describe the food, how it should be savored and experienced and what we should order depending on our mood & tastes. I know he does it for everyone, but I appreciated his interest in his customers. Sexy care deserves sexy panties. Satin thong lovingly draped over the ears.

Decor: hip but not annoying. The lighting is low but not romantic. The glassware was cool. The wide mouthed, no-stem wine glasses helped my white wine breathe and allowed me to get my greasy paws around it without fear of dropping it and looking foolish. At first, I didn't like how close the tables were to each other...but that meant plenty of bubbly booties in my face! Yay! I like a show with my dinner. Edible panties (not worn before being thrown; I'm not nasty).

I'll be back. And I'll be wearing more pairs of panties to throw. I nearly ran out. Nearly.