Tiny Lounge

4352 N Leavitt St
Chicago, IL 60618
(773) 463-0396

"Uggghhh, I feel awful."

"Wow. I can't believe I woke up in time for work. 9:38 am??!! What??!! Oh no!!!"

"OMG. I'm alive. Thank you, Lord."

Wake up at foot of bed with head hanging over the side, wearing only a t-shirt. My apartment is approx. 101 degrees because I forgot to turn on the a/c. The overwhelming stench of pore-seeped alcohol fills the air with angry condemnation. Wall hangings are strewn across the floor. Electrical outlets are torn out of the wall. Mail is everywhere. Garbage lies across my foyer and bathroom floor. The toilet is fresh outta Happy Chef.

"Oh dear Lord God. I think I'm gonna die."

Stumble in the door. "Gotta pee. Ugh. I think I'm gonna hurl." Falls over hall table. Tries to get up. Knocks into wall. Starts to disrobe to make it to bathroom. Knocks over garbage can. Flails around bathroom in the dark, praying for the toilet or shower. Finds one. Starts to...zzzzz. Wakes up. Stands up. Falls. "OMG. I think that evil guy bartender gave me a roofie."

"yeahum my building's overrr herrre. kthx. urr a real' nice cabbie. i'm glad u cam to 'merica. how much? hererr's twenty. kthxbye."

"Later on, man. I'm not gonna make it to the train. I'm starting to feel a little sick. I'm gonna take this cab."

"You guys aren't driving are you? No? Ok. Good. It was a pleasure having you here. Come back soon!"

"Heeey. Um, distract that girl's boyfriend while I give her my number."

"I can't do another round. *Really*"

"Hi, I'm Sarah. What can I get you?" "Do I know you? You look really familiar." Hemingway made by Sarah. Ahi Tuna tacos. WOW! So good. Strawberry milkshake alcohol drink with an umbrella made by Sarah. No shame. Tiny Cider made by some dude. "I don't taste any alcohol! The guy bartender screwed me! I want Sarah back." Pee. Shots with Sarah. "What if the guy bartender put poison in my drink?" Vodka/berry concoction Sarah made up. Shots with Sarah. Shots with Sarah. Gin/orange concoction Sarah made up. Pee.

"Good to see you, bro. How you been?"

"Let's meet up at Tiny Lounge. I hear it's really cool."

Ringring. "Hey! What's up? Yeah. I'd be in for getting a drink on Thursday. Yeah, let's do something low key because I have to get up early in the morning."