...isn't just for women. First of all, say the word: "panty." Let it roll off the tongue and caress the lips. Is fun, yes?
While the origins of panty throwing are mired in groupie-dom (like the guitarist? Throw some panties at 'im. Is that rapper bringin' it old school? Chuck them panties!), I have started employing the technique in everyday life. Now, most women I find attractive are slightly confused when, instead of a smile, wink or bought drink, they're smacked in the face with a pair of panties (as a sign of my interest). The cool ones, however, throw a pair back and the start of a great evening is upon us.
But why limit panty throwing to the lust arena? I posit that panty throwing could be, no, SHOULD be, the recommended way of showing interest, approval and/or positive comment. It works in every area of life.
"Did you enjoy the movie?"
"Why, yes. I would throw two pairs of panties at the screen. How about you?"
"I thought it sucked. I would keep my panties on."
"Oh, daaaamn."
See? Everything. It's a fact. Politics? Forget delegates and electoral votes. Count thrown panties! Restaurant reviews? Stars are passe! Rate in thrown panties! Wedding/anniversary? Forget the blood diamond! Show her/him you care by throwing some panties hir way. It warms the heart every time.
"Huh? What was that? Oh, yeah. I have insomnia. Why do you ask?"
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